Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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