I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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