Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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