another moral hangover. fuck.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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