question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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