watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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