i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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