Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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