Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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