We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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