that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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