so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
soo... how was my night?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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