what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation