Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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