Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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