Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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