I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think your dad took our porno
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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