I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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