Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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