i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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