do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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