operation harelip BJ is a go
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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