im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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