you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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