It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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