so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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