I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dear god my vagina.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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