some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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