i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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