I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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