Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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