I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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