i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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