every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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