My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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