I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You are the jesus of drinking
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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