Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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