Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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