So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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