Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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