YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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