I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i need some magic done to my vagina
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