We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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