It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I didn't shave. On purpose
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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