im about as happy as oj after his trial
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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