we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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