I need help removing her.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want to be your penis for a week.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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