And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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