Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position