i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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