the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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