D3 body, D1 cock
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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