She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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