i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We named our party play list daddy issues
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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