are you still at the devil's house?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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